Funny Stuff Our Kids Have Said

I ask my three year old daughter what she would like to be when she grows up and she told me a butterfly!

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My three year old saw a piece of hair on my shirt and said what’s that….  I told her it was just a piece of my hair, that it probably just fell out.  She replied “Don’t worry Mama, me fix it”  She then proceeded to gently place the hair back on top of my head, she then sit there so proud of her self and said “All Better”  lol…..

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I ask my daughter when she was going to start listening to me, she replied “When I get old Mama” She is only three, I could not help but laugh :)

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My 3 year old daughter told me last night that I was sick and held the thermometer up to my head.  She looked at me and said “Mama your temperature is loose”

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I had taken my kids to Chuck E Cheese with a few of my family members. My husband did not get to go because he had to work. When he got home he asked my 3 year old daughter where she had went today and if she had fun. She said to him  “I went to Mac N Cheese and I had so much fun”

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I was trying to explain to my three year old that she just had a birthday and she said “No, my birthday is coming over soon”

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I was checking on our hamster and noticed something shiny in his cage – I opened it and looked in and it was a spoon. I ask my toddler why is there a spoon in Lolli’s cage? And she said he was hungry so I put it in there so he could eat….  After this we had a LONG discussion on not putting things in Lolli’s cage.

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So we are at the store and my son is like mom look here is that stuff.  And I’m like what are you talking about.  He said the stuff they said you have to buy to get the tough stains out.  I was like what.  He said you know on TV it was a commercial and they said everyone needs to use this to get the tough stains out. My five year old then proceeded to tell me the whole commercial detail by detail.  Why when I tell him something does it go in one ear and out the other, but he can remember a commercial about doing laundry?!?!

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My toddler just told me my mom’s dog is a noodle – instead of saying a poodle :)  Too cute!!!!

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My toddler just went to the door and was trying to go outside by herself. I told her that she is not big enough yet to go out by herself, she turned to me and said “I’m trying to grow bigger”

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My three year old daughter told my husband last night that we needed to bring the moon inside because it was afraid of the dark.

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My toddler told me last night she liked me – I said well I love you – she looked at me and said “I did not say I love you, I said I like you”

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(I just found a bunch of stuff I use to tweet about when my son was two – I have some of them posted below)

• Ry told his baby sister – you are the cutest little baby, I love you – then she hit his face with her foot & then he said mama she is mean

• today I ask ry the same question twice, he said mama you already ask me that, I’m not telling you again

• ry told the cable guy you need to be quiet my baby sister is sleeping

• ry told his granny I can not let you have my sister yet she needs mama she is to little, you can have her when she gets bigger

• ry said come here dada, dada said hold on ry I got to get up – ry said I will help you – dada said oh lord – ry saId I not lord I ry

• I need my Nannie! I cry for her. I have those water things come out my eyes and make my face wet!!

• I weigh a big pound!

 • green drink taste a little green

• I hung up phone on Dada, cause he busy making money at work

• ry is telling bailey the cat knock knock jokes

• “Mama, so glad I met you. Love you.”

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I just told my toddler to stop jumping off the chair, I told her she could break her leg.  She looked at me and said “if I break it we will just squirt a little glue on it”

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My husband just ask our five year old son a question and his response was – I don’t know as I get older my memory gets worse….

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